Fiends do the funniest things part 2

So tonight I pull up to the spot after hitting the food store for the weeks groceries when I see this kid staring at the sky. He's dressed like he is the missing link from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. He is obviously taking an attempt at style because he is rocking a chain that looks like he stole it off of a bicycle. He had on a dirty sweatshirt that said "Capricorn" ("your style is played like Zodiac signs on sweat shirts" Gza, Liquid Swords), a pair of busted glasses, and a newport dangling from his lip.

Before I go any further, you must be thinking its a non stop fiend fest back here and it is really not. There just happened to be two funny incidents that have occured in the last few days.

Back to the story. If you have ever seen the movie "New Jack City" Chris Rock plays a character named Pooky. This kid tonight looked like Pooky, he even had a busted high top fade. Well, not a high top fade but, rather a head full of hair that hadn't been cut in a minute.

So, I ask Pooky, "you aight man?" He doesnt respond at all, just keeps staring blankly. Then all of the sudden he does this very awkward body slide then dip. Then he takes his lighter and starts searching around in the parking lot for something. So, myself and my neighbor who has come outside now, both just look on in wonder. The fiend turns to us and says "you seen my cigarette?" Of course me being the smart ass that I am ask him "you don't mean the one on your lip right?" At that Pooky says "OOPS" and brings the lighter to his face and realizes that the object of his desire is no further then the end of his lip.


I cannot make this stuff up.